On the Way to San Jose

Ex GF: "Next time you go to Costco on the other side of the island, please let me know so that I can tag along. I need to buy some stuff."

Ex Bf:  "Well of course; except when I need to take somebody else. Imagine you on the back seat and a girl I am dating on the passenger seat. That would be worse than taking my mother along." 

- Ariel Murphy