Here are two dating website profiles that someone told me about.
I'm a sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty. I'm in my '80s, slim, 5 feet and 4 inches tall although I used to be 5 feet 6 inches tall. I'm searching for a sharp-looking and sharp-dressing companion. Matching white belt and shoes a plus!
I'm a widow who has recently buried my 4th husband. I'm looking for someone to round out a six-unit cemetery plot.
- Ariel Murphy