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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Funny Dating Website Profiles

 
 
Here are two dating website profiles that someone told me about.
 
Foxy Lady
 
I'm a sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty. I'm in my '80s, slim, 5 feet and 4 inches tall although I used to be 5 feet 6 inches tall. I'm searching for a sharp-looking and sharp-dressing companion. Matching white belt and shoes a plus!
 
 
 
Long-Term Commitment
 
I'm a widow who has recently buried my 4th husband.  I'm looking for someone to round out a six-unit cemetery plot.
 
 
Source: googleimages.com
 
- Ariel Murphy
 
 

4 comments:

  1. Is that George Burns?!? Incidentally, I have matching white belt and shoes...they really look sharp with my maroon polyester slacks!!

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    1. I don't know if that's George Burns Paul. lol! But she still looks spunky!

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  2. LOL ! - As I have been on numerous dating websites over the last 17 years...one thing comes to mind ...Truth can be stranger than fiction :-)

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    1. You must be a dating website expert by now Peter! :) Maybe you can recommend the good ones to me.

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